Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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