dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
ugly people sure do ruin things
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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