i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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