normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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