she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
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That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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