How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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