dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
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I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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