I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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