end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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