I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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