She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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