found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
