I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We are all done wearing pants today
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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