I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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