it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
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