Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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