dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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