please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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