I need help removing her.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
