ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
NoShamevember. You game?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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