thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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