How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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