i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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