You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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