just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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