i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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