Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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