Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.