Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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