Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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