It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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