So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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