Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
