Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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