yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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