so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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