U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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