stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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