i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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