shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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