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• (972): View more from Texas

  they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song

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  19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is

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  21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"

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• (813): View more from Florida

  That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something

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  how did you graduate high school

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".

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