Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.