so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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