Kiss
Puke
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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