we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I just want nice things and good sex
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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