So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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