He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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