I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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