He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Let's get the cat blown out
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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