it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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