i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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