Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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