I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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