Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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