Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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